Just your everyday problems.
did he just drop his phone on his fucking baby
done with the infomercials tagthe baby i’m gonna cry
well why the fuck would you touch pasta that was in boiling water?
Reblog again
the girl tho shes all like “o M G jimmy what the fuck did you do my CRAYONS YOU HOESLUT”
The kid with the milk probably doesnt even lift.
HE DOESN’T LIFT!!! OMG…. you just made this postable on my fitblr =] FUCK YOU PERSONAL BLOG, YOU DON’T GET THIS LEVEL OF FUNNY YET.
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Okay this is driving me insane. I’m seeing all these posts about The walking dead season finale AND I CAN’T WATCH IT FOR ANOTHER 1 OR 2 DAYS UNTIL IT’S AVAILIBLE ONLINE BECAUSE I’M NOT FROM THE US. ;-;
So would anyone please by kind enough to tell me whats happened? whos dead? ANYTHING. PLEASE. ;-;
I CAN’T TAKE THIS.
andrea…
Ariel and Herc are technically cousins.
HOLY
ASDHSFLDKJSDJGHSKJDHLF
DISNEY DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
WOWWwwWWWWWWW I AM ENGLIGHTENED
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When I do low push-up pulses
What I think I’m doing:
What I’m actually doing:
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Vampire Diaries 4x15
Nina Dobrev deserves a grammy just asdfghjkl; I was sobbing with the TV, and when Damon sacrifices his feelings with Elena so she didn’t have to feel all the pain <3
OMG I CANT.
and Matt crying in the end OMG im dying you guys he holds it together for them all the time
& GOSH I hope Shane dies soon ugh he is creeping me out
ikr, vampire diaries 4x15 is like my favorite song. nina dobrev got pipes!
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Do not lie to me tumblr
I don’t know, I think it’s rather flattering.
jesus god can I please get more of these
Obviously the only way to wear a shirt.
Men of Tumblr…
dead
The men of tumblr win
i could dig it.
Seem’s legit tbf
Boy, this look is fabulous but I can’t seem to get the bow just right.
At first I was mad because I thought I looked ugly
But I simply added a cute jacket and I became glamorous!
^winning
THAT LAST ONE WITH THE JACKET TOO, HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Why are these guys doing this?
I mean, why even try, when the baddest bitch is right here?
I will never not reblog this
favuorite post on tumblr omfg
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DEADDDD
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I have begun Full-Shave November.
This is fucking awful. HOW DO YOU DO THIS????
I was in the shower shaving for like… 45 minutes, and I STILL had to forgo shaving one of my legs because I was concerned I was running late for lunch (it turns out I wasn’t, but whatever).
I also ruined my razor, because I didn’t think to trim any of my hair first, but that’s okay.
Also look at all that fucking hair. There’s so much of it. I had no idea I had that much hair on me.
Tomorrow I will shave my left leg and run clean-up on basically everywhere else (it’s pretty patchy).
Aren’t you supposed to grow a mustache? what the fuck is full shave november.
The opposite of No Shave November. Lots of women get flak for participating in No Shave November and letting their body hair grow out (I can’t find the post with a bunch of screencapped tweets about it, but this is the next best thing), but the vast majority of guys (myself included) have absolutely no idea what a pain feeling like you have to shave your body hair is like. So, for the entirety of the month, I will be shaving my legs, chest, and armpits on a regular basis (as well as my usual regimen of shaving my face).
This idea. I like it. Another.
Good
Men of tumblr. You give me hope for male kind.
uh i love it!
The Elena remembering Damon scene is SO Bull!
You know they’re trying to appeal to Delena fans but We never saw such an scene when Vicki transitioned.
vicki’s character didn’t even have that much of a back story in comparison to elena, so why would any one give any fucks about her memory flash backs? everything about vicki and her love life and well life in general was laid out for everyone to see…there was nothing that she could have possibly remembered that would have appealed to the audience….and well DUH they are trying to appeal to Delena fans….lol
Pretty sure Bonnie is going to go all Evil Willow on everyone at some point.
And like evil Willow she is going to have a damn good reason. Seeing her Grams like that…Oh man…
I have a feeling that Bonnie may be this season’s big bad, or definitely a MAJOR component…i can feel it…I CAN FEEL IT IN MY BALLLLLS
NO WEIGHT LOSS…
WHAT THE FUCK? I pretty much ate what i was supposed to according to my bmr, about 1700 calories a day, and then i worked out and burned 500-700 calories three times this week, and i will be working out again…but since sunday I haven’t lost a single fucking pound….matter of fact i gained .6 ounces…i feel like crying and giving and not eating, but…that would defeat the purpose…..
Height:5’7
HW:285
SW:248
CW:244.8
GW1:165
GW2:155
UGW: 140
